<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Deven Deorukhkar</title><link>http://deven.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Deven Deorukhkar</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Miss U</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><FONT face=Verdana size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ff8000 size=5>To My All Loyal Friends</FONT><BR><BR><STRONG><EM><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>Never luk for a Gud Face, <BR><BR>it'll turn old one day; <BR><BR>Never luk for a Gud Skin, <BR><BR>it'll wrinkle one day; <BR><BR>But luk for a loyal heart, <BR><BR>that'll miss u every day.</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home6/206/4e86f065c810eae2c7a5145721f47742/homep/images/1154149417">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:25:10 +0530</pubDate><link>http://deven.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/07/29/Miss.html</link></item><item><title>Survey</title><description><![CDATA[<A href="http://www.consumersindia.com/signup.php?r=41287" target=_blank><IMG alt=ConsumersIndia.com src="http://www.consumersindia.com/inc/img/banners/468x60.gif" border=0></A><BR><P><B><FONT face=Tahoma size=1>   </FONT></B></P><DIV align=center><STRONG><FONT face=VERDANA color=#9d6fff size=5><EM>Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. </EM></FONT></STRONG></DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Verdana></FONT><DIV align=center><BR><EM><FONT size=5><FONT color=#9d6fff><FONT face=VERDANA>The only question asked was... </FONT><BR></FONT></FONT></EM></STRONG><FONT face=VERDANA color=#9d6fff size=5><STRONG><EM>"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"<BR><BR>The survey was a huge failure because...:<BR><BR>In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.<BR><BR>In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.<BR><BR>In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means. <BR><BR>In China they didn't know what "opinion" means.<BR><BR>In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.<BR><BR>In South America they didn't know what "please" means.<BR><BR>In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means.</EM></STRONG></FONT></DIV><P align=center></FONT><EM><FONT color=#9d6fff size=5>May Almighty Make Your Wish True.<BR></FONT></P></FONT></EM><H2></H2><DL><DT><A href="http://www.consumersindia.com/signup.php?r=41287" target=_blank><FONT face=Verdana color=#00ffff size=5>ConsumersIndia.com</FONT></A></DT></DL>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 19:21:01 +0530</pubDate><link>http://deven.rediffiland.com/blogs/2005/09/30/Survey.html</link></item></channel></rss>